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Top Ten Worst Cereals

28 Jun

June 28, 2017

From the home office of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride in glorious Outer Mongolia, here is tonight’s Top Ten List:

TOP TEN WORST CEREALS

Rice Crudies
Rust Flakes
Hitler-O’s
Marshmallow Kitty Liter
John Wayne Gacy with Extra Fiber
Big Box of Pencil Sharpener Shavings
Fruity Liver Treats
Honey Bunches of Nothing
Orange is the New Black Crunch
Trix Rabbit Pellets

 

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ALL NEW! Sneak Peek for May 2017!

12 May

May 12, 2017

 

Hello Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride subscribers and those of you who ended up here after a failed google search. Here are some of the stories I optimistically plan for this month. 

First up is a story of religion, popcorn, and what happens when you combine the two. Yes, this really happened to me. (Kinda sorta.)

Next, another story that happened to me. All I did was get into the elevator in my building. I may have gotten on at the fourth floor, but I got off at the Twilight Zone Home for Senior Citizens.

Finally, this is the one headline that I did not make up, and this story THANK GOD did not happen to me.

Yup, that’s from Zimbabwe. You may remember my trilogy about the panty-stealing Zimbabwe goblins. This promises to be just as believable. 

All this and who knows what else, this month at bmj2k.com. 

 

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