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Exclusive Sneak Peek! April 2017

9 Apr

April 9, 2017

Here it is! Your exclusive sneak peek of the blogs that The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride (our motto: Hey, we’re trying) are hard at work on. What makes this exclusive? The fact that “exclusive” is an attention-getter and we are shameless in our attempts to get more views around here. 

First up will be our exclusive review of Guardians of the Blue, exclusively seen here and only here. Trust me, you’ll enjoy it. I exclusively guarantee it.

It is not a pop and does not contain pizza. We’ll take a look at this and some other food that has lost its way. 

Way back in 2010, we profiled Shigeo Tokuda, a 76 year old Japanse pron star who, at the time, had appeared in an incredible 350+ films. Well he has nothing on this guy. Meet the 86 year-old who has 1,300 kids. 

Keep a sharp eye out for these exclusive posts brought to you exclusively from Mr. Blog’s exclusive Tepid exclusive Ride exclusive.

 

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Seinfeld 2017

31 Jan

January 31, 2017

Wondering what George and Jerry are bickering about these days? Wonder no more. It’s…

800px-seinfeld_logo-2017George: Hey, didn’t you like my joke?
Jerry: What joke?
G: The one I texted you last night. About how Barack Obama’s dog gets the Secret Service to keep other dogs away from his fire hydrant?
J: Oh yeah, it was funny.
G: You thought it was funny?
J: Yeah, not bad, Georgie Boy.
G: (annoyed) So where was my emoji?

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J: Your what?
G: You didn’t send me a smiley face. You didn’t even LOL.
J: Oh come on!
G: Yes! Yes! If it’s funny you’re supposed to send an emoji. That’s what you do. If you like something you send a thumbs up, or a smiley face. If it’s funny you write back LOL or maybe send a gif of a laughing monkey.
J: Why would I do that when I’ve got a laughing monkey right here?
G: (angry) You owe me an emoji Jerry!
J: I don’t send out emojis that easily. Your joke was barely a chuckle. It wasn’t emoji-worthy.

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G: This is not how the internet works! People send all kinds of emojis. Kramer sends emojis all the time!
J: Oh, Kramer! He doesn’t know an LOL from an ROTFL!
G: You owe me an emoji Jerry!
J: And you owe me $235 for my drone you crashed last week trying to see the Giants for free.
G: (contrite) Let’s call it even.

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