January 15, 2017
TODAY’S DAILY INSPIRATION: THERE ARE STARVING PEOPLE IN AFRICA. BUT YOU LIVE IN AMERICA! OBESITY ROCKS!
If a genie granted me a wish, and I could have dinner with anyone in history, I’d pick the person with the cleanest hands. I’d hate to catch polio from someone with dirty hands.
August 10. 2016
In case you missed the news, a guy climbed the side of
Donald Trump’s Ego I mean Trump Tower and while police are not sure what his motive was, I can now reveal that I paid him to plant Mr. Blog’s Tepid Flag on top of the tower.
I wonder if I can get my money back while he sits in central booking?