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Exclusive Sneak Peek! April 2017

9 Apr

April 9, 2017

Here it is! Your exclusive sneak peek of the blogs that The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride (our motto: Hey, we’re trying) are hard at work on. What makes this exclusive? The fact that “exclusive” is an attention-getter and we are shameless in our attempts to get more views around here. 

First up will be our exclusive review of Guardians of the Blue, exclusively seen here and only here. Trust me, you’ll enjoy it. I exclusively guarantee it.

It is not a pop and does not contain pizza. We’ll take a look at this and some other food that has lost its way. 

Way back in 2010, we profiled Shigeo Tokuda, a 76 year old Japanse pron star who, at the time, had appeared in an incredible 350+ films. Well he has nothing on this guy. Meet the 86 year-old who has 1,300 kids. 

Keep a sharp eye out for these exclusive posts brought to you exclusively from Mr. Blog’s exclusive Tepid exclusive Ride exclusive.

 

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Snappy Answers to Stupid Headlines April 2017

4 Apr

April 4, 2017

The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride (Home of the Nearly OK Blog) would like to give a big hello! to Mr. Hector Duodenum of Decatur Georgia! Mr. Duodenum has been a loyal reader of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride since it’s inception in 2009! And although he died in 2013, his estate has yet to cancel his credit card and has not been late on a single payment of the Mr. Blog installment plan he purchased right before his death. Thanks so much, Duodenum family!

Today marks the return of a beloved feature not seen since 2015, Snappy Answers to Stupid Headlines. How beloved is it? To this day, my Great Aunt Edwina still asks me if I am doing “that stupid answers thing on your stupid blog.” Well yes I am, Auntie! Thanks for your support, and good luck in that competency hearing next week.

“Why Groundhog Day is About Groundhog Day.”
Because a movie called Groundhog Day about Arbor Day would be really stupid?
By the way, if you go Newser right now you’ll see that they already changed that headline. 

To paraphrase Daffy Duck: It’s a great trick but you can only do it once. 
This brainiac made her parents proud by stopping about 20 fans in 30 seconds. And yes, she still has her tongue.
I am shocked that the world’s record was anything other than one since quite frankly, what kind of person would risk doing that twice? Or twenty times. 
With a tongue like that, I bet [INSERT YOUR OWN SEXUAL INNUENDO HERE.]

This one writes itself.
Is it any worse than what you usually find inside a can of Coke?

I wonder if they serve Coke there?
The grease is ruining his property? Imagine what it is doing to his insides. I think he may have some rot in his foundation. And his house too.

“Pudding Pops”? Is it “Pudding Pops”?

I hope it isn’t zip zop zubbidu bop. They really need to play this video at his trial. If they are going to try an insanity defense, this may do the trick

Thanks again, news media. These stories may not have been fake news, but we might have been better off if they were. 

 

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