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Top Ten Foods To Avoid

26 Oct

October 26, 2018

With the stunning announcement that the McRib is coming back next week rocking the world, The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride (Home of the Nearly OK Blog) would like to offer this public service announcement.

 

10- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gluten!
9- Catch of The Day? The Flu
8- Cajun-style wine
7- Roadkill a’la carte
6- “Clammy” Chowder
5- Liverloaf
4- Anything where the main ingredient is “musk”
3- Prison stew
2- Taco Bell
1- Yuri’s Genuine Ukraine Pizza

 

 

Top Ten Worst Cereals

28 Jun

June 28, 2017

From the home office of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride in glorious Outer Mongolia, here is tonight’s Top Ten List:

TOP TEN WORST CEREALS

Rice Crudies
Rust Flakes
Hitler-O’s
Marshmallow Kitty Liter
John Wayne Gacy with Extra Fiber
Big Box of Pencil Sharpener Shavings
Fruity Liver Treats
Honey Bunches of Nothing
Orange is the New Black Crunch
Trix Rabbit Pellets

 

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