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ALL NEW! Sneak Peek for May 2017!

12 May

May 12, 2017

 

Hello Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride subscribers and those of you who ended up here after a failed google search. Here are some of the stories I optimistically plan for this month. 

First up is a story of religion, popcorn, and what happens when you combine the two. Yes, this really happened to me. (Kinda sorta.)

Next, another story that happened to me. All I did was get into the elevator in my building. I may have gotten on at the fourth floor, but I got off at the Twilight Zone Home for Senior Citizens.

Finally, this is the one headline that I did not make up, and this story THANK GOD did not happen to me.

Yup, that’s from Zimbabwe. You may remember my trilogy about the panty-stealing Zimbabwe goblins. This promises to be just as believable. 

All this and who knows what else, this month at bmj2k.com. 

 

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Imponderable #132: He’s A Van Man

22 Aug

August 22, 2016

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This Imponderable comes to us from Dayton Ohio. Dayton is the home of an international airshow, but this guy really, really prefers cars.

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C’mon guys, who hasn’t had an experience like this? You’re walking down the street, maybe a little drunk or high, maybe blasted out of your mind, when a pretty van gives you the eye. Well, one thing leads to the other, and yada yada yada, you end with with your penis in the van’s grill. Happens all the time.

I found it interesting that he stuck his junk in the grill. I’d have expected him to stick it in the gas tank, or maybe the tailpipe. I guess the grill is the auto equivalent of oral sex?

The question is Imponderable.

Hmm. I wonder if the van needs victim counseling?

 

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