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Truth in McDonald’s Advertising

23 Jan

January 23, 2017

Did you hear that McDonald’s is coming out with 2 new versions of the Big Mac? This is true, no joke. One is a smaller one with less bread, one is a larger one with more beef. But what sets these burgers apart is that McDonald’s has decided to do away with the silly names and gimmicks and named them honestly and truthfully.

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The Editor’s and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride (Home of the Nearly OK Blog) would like to applaud the McDonald’s Corporation for their bold move.

 

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Thanksgiving Episode V: The Turkeys Strike Back

27 Nov

November 27, 2016

Turkeys. How can something so tasty and delicious be so violent and angry? (I could ask the same question of my ex-girlfriend, but I digress.)

We’ve just celebrated another Thanksgiving, but before the weekend is over, we must also bow our heads and pay respect to those who are still fighting the battle.

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That is one angry turkey. And wouldn’t you be? Thanksgiving is a horror show for them. And speaking of horror shows, The Walking Dead has it wrong. We shouldn’t be worried about the zombie apocalypse, the turkey apocalypse is already upon us. I’ve written about turkey terror before. Here’s another news story that proves that we must never let our guard down when it comes to this flightless plague. 

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It’s not over! ROUND TWO!

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My money is on the turkey.

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