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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022! (You know what that memes.)

31 Dec

December 31, 2021

Happy New Year! In what has become a truly beloved (by someone, probably) Mr. Blog’s Tepid Tradition, here is the Official Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride Flash Gordon New Year’s Meme… FROM SPACE 2022!

And what is a tradition without a lot of old stuff being recycled? Here are the previous Official Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride Flash Gordon New Year’s Memes… FROM SPACE!

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2019

And lastly, while not from Flash Gordon, here are some more cheesy robots to brighten your life. I know they brightened mine! (It has been that kind of a year, you know the kind, the kind where only robots with their butts on fire can make you smile.)

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The Applicant

28 Aug

August 28, 2021

You think your problem is that your sink is backed up, but maybe all you really need is a back massage.
Garbage cans full? A relaxing bath may be in order.
Graffiti on your billboard? Aromatherapy.

My company is hiring, and we are getting a lot of candidates. Here’s a resume that really stood out:

I AM EXTENSIVELY EXPERIENCED IN PORTER, MAINTENANCE POSITIONS FOR 6 YEARS, ALSO WITH A 2 YEAR EXPERIENCE IN MASSAGE THERAPY. I HAVE WENT TO STRIVE FOR MY GPRO CERTIFICATION IN FUNDAMENTALS OF BUILDING GREEN AND OPERATION ESSENTIALS ALSO IN MY CAREER PATH ACHIEVING MY EXTENDED PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE THERAPY DIPLOMA. I HAVE WORKED GREAT WITH OTHER AND CUSTOMERS IN MY CUSTOMER SERVICE AND MY ABILITY TO BE TO BE BILINGUAL IN BOTH ENGLISH AND SPANISH I HAVE RECEIVED ACHIEVEMENTS IN MASSAGE THERAPY LIKE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH TWICE IN A ROW ALSO TWO BEST CUSTOMER SERVICE AWARDS, ALSO IN PORTER I WAS RECEIVED THE PROMOTION OF SUPERVISOR POSITION FOR MY GOOD LEADERSHIP SKILLS AND CONNECTING WITH THE WORKERS MAKING ALL JOBS WELL DONE.

I have no doubt this may be the best massaging porter out there, but we advertised for investigators.

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