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Thanksgiving Episode V: The Turkeys Strike Back

27 Nov

November 27, 2016

Turkeys. How can something so tasty and delicious be so violent and angry? (I could ask the same question of my ex-girlfriend, but I digress.)

We’ve just celebrated another Thanksgiving, but before the weekend is over, we must also bow our heads and pay respect to those who are still fighting the battle.

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That is one angry turkey. And wouldn’t you be? Thanksgiving is a horror show for them. And speaking of horror shows, The Walking Dead has it wrong. We shouldn’t be worried about the zombie apocalypse, the turkey apocalypse is already upon us. I’ve written about turkey terror before. Here’s another news story that proves that we must never let our guard down when it comes to this flightless plague. 

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It’s not over! ROUND TWO!

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My money is on the turkey.

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TODAY’S DAILY INSPIRATION #5: GO GO GOPHER

23 Nov

November 23, 2016

TODAY’S DAILY INSPIRATION: HIGH FIVE! WOOOOO!

Sure we all love Thanksgiving, but how would we feel if instead of turkeys, the Pilgrims found nothing but acres and acres filled with gophers? That’s something to think about.

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