July 6, 2017
If the news coming out of Africa is to be believed, it is a dangerous part of the world.
- – Panty stealing goblins (September 21, 2012)
- – Penis stealing wizards (March 27, 2013)
- – Dead prostitutes coming back to life (April 26, 2013)
- – Demonic ring eats fingers (February 24, 2015)
There are more, and I haven’t even mentioned the giant poisonous snails. So with all this in mind, read this next story and perhaps reconsider your travel plans.
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Gay baboon? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The issue here isn’t the baboon’s sexuality at all. If he’s happy then good for him. The problem is that he is sexually assaulting humans. And that’s an important point because it brings us to the Imponderable.
From the animals point of view, is sex with humans bestiality?
The question is Imponderable.
But no, no, we are not done with this story, not by a longshot. Because this is also:
The baboon has given all its victims anal cancer. That’s extraordinary! Sexually transmitted cross-species cancer!
So to recap, going to Africa may put you in danger of having your penis and/or panties stolen, running across a formerly dead hooker, losing your finger to an enchanted ring, encountering poisonous giant snails, and getting sexually transmitted simian anal cancer.
The African tourism board didn’t mention any of that!
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