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DC Comics: Why Hasn’t This Happened Yet?

15 May

May 16, 2022

SCENARIO # 1

Superman saves Metropolis from a satellite falling out of orbit. He deposits the wreckage in Shuster Park, where he uses his super strength to mold the metal into a modern art sculpture.

Later that night, Lex Luthor lifts some fingerprints from the sculpture, and uses his evil computer to run the prints through every database on Earth.

Ten seconds later, a match. “Clark Kent is Superman!”

Shouldn’t Superman wear gloves?

SCENARIO # 2

Batman defeats Bane after a vicious slugfest in front of City Hall. Bane’s strength nearly proves too much for Batman, breaking several bones and covering Batman in his own blood.

Bane is taken to jail, Batman returns to his cave, and CSU arrives to examine the crime scene.

“Hey,” thinks one of the crime scene techs., “Batman’s blood is all over the street. I wonder…”

A few hours later, the tech runs Batman’s DNA and finds a match. “Bruce Wayne is Batman!”

Shouldn’t Batman clean up his own mess?

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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022! (You know what that memes.)

31 Dec

December 31, 2021

Happy New Year! In what has become a truly beloved (by someone, probably) Mr. Blog’s Tepid Tradition, here is the Official Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride Flash Gordon New Year’s Meme… FROM SPACE 2022!

And what is a tradition without a lot of old stuff being recycled? Here are the previous Official Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride Flash Gordon New Year’s Memes… FROM SPACE!

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2019

And lastly, while not from Flash Gordon, here are some more cheesy robots to brighten your life. I know they brightened mine! (It has been that kind of a year, you know the kind, the kind where only robots with their butts on fire can make you smile.)

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