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20 Sep

September 20, 2017

Hello fans. The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride want all of you to know that unlike all that mail from the IRS, your letters and emails have been read and we are prepared to answer them right now. (Audit schmaudit. Let the IRS go after me. This blog is run by a shell corporation located in the Lesser Antilles.) 

We’ve got some interesting, er funny, um whatever stuff coming up soon.

We’ll catch up with yours truly Mr. Blog and discover the sad aftermath of my hiatus from Facebook. I was offline for a month and when I came back it didn’t go well. Who expected to get into an argument over whether the Earth is flat on my first night back?

Meanwhile, if you live in Colorado Springs, watch out! There’s a mad bomber on  the loose.

No, not that guy. More like this:

Plus, we’ll kick off the Halloween season with the latest salvo between Count Dracula and his arch-nemesis, Gwyneth Paltrow.

All this and, I hope, some other stuff, coming to you eventually from Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride at bmj2k.com.

 

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Imponderable #135: Attack Of The Gay Baboon

6 Jul

July 6, 2017

If the news coming out of Africa is to be believed, it is a dangerous part of the world.

There are more, and I haven’t even mentioned the giant poisonous snails. So with all this in mind, read this next story and perhaps reconsider your travel plans.

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Gay baboon? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The issue here isn’t the baboon’s sexuality at all. If he’s happy then good for him. The problem is that he is sexually assaulting humans. And that’s an important point because it brings us to the Imponderable.

From the animals point of view, is sex with humans bestiality?
The question is Imponderable.

But no, no, we are not done with this story, not by a longshot. Because this is also:

The baboon has given all its victims anal cancer. That’s extraordinary! Sexually transmitted cross-species cancer!

So to recap, going to Africa may put you in danger of having your penis and/or panties stolen, running across a formerly dead hooker, losing your finger to an enchanted ring, encountering poisonous giant snails, and getting sexually transmitted simian anal cancer.

The African tourism board didn’t mention any of that!

 

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