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20 Sep

September 20, 2017

Hello fans. The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride want all of you to know that unlike all that mail from the IRS, your letters and emails have been read and we are prepared to answer them right now. (Audit schmaudit. Let the IRS go after me. This blog is run by a shell corporation located in the Lesser Antilles.) 

We’ve got some interesting, er funny, um whatever stuff coming up soon.

We’ll catch up with yours truly Mr. Blog and discover the sad aftermath of my hiatus from Facebook. I was offline for a month and when I came back it didn’t go well. Who expected to get into an argument over whether the Earth is flat on my first night back?

Meanwhile, if you live in Colorado Springs, watch out! There’s a mad bomber on  the loose.

No, not that guy. More like this:

Plus, we’ll kick off the Halloween season with the latest salvo between Count Dracula and his arch-nemesis, Gwyneth Paltrow.

All this and, I hope, some other stuff, coming to you eventually from Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride at bmj2k.com.

 

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Cray Craigslist

14 Aug

August 14, 2017

Ever use Craigslist? Chances are you haven’t since you are alive reading this. Craigslist is a site where you can list anything for free. Anything. Selling a lamp? Need an apartment? Looking for someone to do unspeakable biological things to you while a mule watches? Yeah! That’s the beauty of Craigslist: nothing is vetted, nothing is checked, nothing is done to give anyone any iota of responsibility if, for example, you agree to meet a woman under a dock in order to, oh, “sell a lamp” and the woman turns out to be three guys, a rottweiler, and bad intentions.  No one checks a single thing. So I guess the bottom line is if you plan to go on Craigslist, for god’s sake don’t answer an ad.

Check out this duel which is currently waging on Craigslist. These two ads, or some variation of them, were all over the site last week. Dozens and dozens of postings. And remember, this is free, so if you are inclined to ruin someone’s life, well go to it dude.

There may be some objectionable language here. Don’t blame me! I’m warning you ahead of time, for once. This was all posted publicly on a free public site so I feel no problems posting their pictures or contact info. BUT I DO NOT think you should call them. DO NOT BLAME ME if you wake up one day with your house robbed or you body missing a vital part.

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Hello Beware of this transexual bitch who have been posting on craigslist for the last 6 months saying that she want’s a $400 to $600 room to rent in brooklyn! this is a crazy bitch who will rob your house and steal your money Beware!!! It does not take 6 months to find a room in new york city unless you are crazy as hell!!! this is a transexual than email dick pictures to people and will try to rob your house do not rent to this Bitch!! Call this nutcase and tell him off

Oddly, it then has the original ad from the original poster. And even more oddly, it has more pictures of the person than the real ad does.

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I no look for free room to exchange sex or house job ! My post is no fake . I recieved many emails from crazy guys who had problem about mental problem emailed to me about free rent ; one of them is crazy black dick work for gym , he offer his place in Mahatant , building. Beware him as he post many at Craigslist , he lied and always look girls ready for free rent sex buddy. I emailed him to tell him to go to fuck himself loser !

I hope that clears things up. 

The bottom line here is that this is Craigslist in a nutshell. I have no idea what’s up with those ads.

But I have a very good idea what is up with this ad.

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FREE ROOM FOR FEMALE

Thick and/or Asian preferred

Take care of my everyday basic needs and I’ll take care of your rent.

Yipes!

 

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