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Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Foreign Knock-Off Toys 2

12 Nov

November 12, 2016

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Hello again fellow consumer of toys most elegant! In years previously past, Blog Fellow of the Moist and Tepid has presented selections designed to elevate and fun. This is true even now in common era. Applaud and delight as Editor Staff present anew the badly translated of toys foreign and odd.

Item First of Honor- Here we display item of possible edible quality. Souperman!


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Item Second of Next- More Superman! Superman Fly for Truth! Superman use Saddle of Justice! Superman Ride Horse of Know What For?


Superheroic Man ride horse of night color! Lasso and steed! New!

Item Third After Next- Superhero make you totem of respect when given to children for present or tolerate!

superheroIt possibly good toy!

Item Fourth Not The Last- More super power, maybe for ladies or use of funtime at night.

supercockLadies pleasure of excitement! Head attach!

Item Five of Awesome Gods- Spader-Man selection of five battle for right and against for justice minus evil. Bendable!


Spader-Man Red and Blue! Spader-Man Red! Spader-Man Blue! Color of toy to stimulate and pretend! From the new! Bonus!

Item Last in List- From movies of budget with people to be seen.

franstromersFranstromers Franstrom from robot to other robot! Sell for two dollars in one dollar store!

For other selections maybe enjoy other link here to see more and know: Foreign Knock-Off Toys Part 1





11 Jun

June 11, 2012

(That’s not a typo.)

Allan Keyes begins a regular gig (with a snazzy logo) today.


Sometimes I just like to google weird things to see what images come up.  I almost always get……interesting results. Some of these I felt were worth sharing with you good people.


Top Five Images Found:


Lemul S. Jackson

This guy isn’t bad per se, and I’m sure he’s a big hit with all the chicks at Shaft Nite at the local Fuddruckers, but come on man! Nick Fury? DUDE……this guy is more like Lemuel S. Jackson than Samuel L. Jackson. FATVENGERS, ASSEMBLE……AT THE BUFFET!


Autobots! Transform into something to hide my shame!

 If this guy is Prime, I really don’t want to see what Megatron looks like.


 It’s Sailor Moo! But I gotta give him his (her?) props. Not everyone can carry off a phallic pink penile sword with that much panache


For the love of God, do not look below the waist. That’s just wrong.

 I apologize for subjecting you to this guy’s gut of fury.  But you can thank me for not showing you this guy from the back!

 And the absolute runaway #1 image for searching FAT+GUY+COSPLAY:


MO VAUGHN HAS REALLY LET HIMSELF GO…..remember this pic taken in happier days, when Big Mo would go on to become of the biggest busts in Mets history (and yes, pun VERY intended)

 Got a search suggestion? Send it in!

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