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Hello Happy To Read Consumer! New Selection of 2018!

8 Jan

January 8, 2018

Who doesn’t like cheesy Japanese toys? And who doesn’t love the awful translations that come with them? 

Hello happy to read consumer! As year of the new 2018 twelve months begin, it is our honor most humble and specialized that we produce our New Selection for you to investigate and think of.

Market Research team work overtime at desks of night to know what is and could have been the item that all want of all ages. Gorillas! Supers Hero! Magic and Ninja! Packaging! Of these we choose and pick choice of selection most wondrous to sell in profit centers of commerce in your town and prefecture.

BEHOLD THE NEW!

UNIVERSAL HERO VS. SUPER GORILLA 

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Allow children to be zoo keeper of SUPER GORILLA and play with simian lust and urge! Picture on package nearly match toy! SUPER!

To be clear of fact, child must be tall or larger age to play with. Four UNIVERSAL HERO OF UNIVERSE have swords to play, some with cape too, no wash?

Gather flock to store and market to purchase UNIVERSAL HERO VS. SUPER GORILLA. It is sure to be the diamond of jewel in your collection of toys in the forthcoming weather. 

 

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Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Foreign Knock-Off Toys 2

12 Nov

November 12, 2016

treasure chest logo

Hello again fellow consumer of toys most elegant! In years previously past, Blog Fellow of the Moist and Tepid has presented selections designed to elevate and fun. This is true even now in common era. Applaud and delight as Editor Staff present anew the badly translated of toys foreign and odd.

Item First of Honor- Here we display item of possible edible quality. Souperman!

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Item Second of Next- More Superman! Superman Fly for Truth! Superman use Saddle of Justice! Superman Ride Horse of Know What For?

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Superheroic Man ride horse of night color! Lasso and steed! New!

Item Third After Next- Superhero make you totem of respect when given to children for present or tolerate!

superheroIt possibly good toy!

Item Fourth Not The Last- More super power, maybe for ladies or use of funtime at night.

supercockLadies pleasure of excitement! Head attach!

Item Five of Awesome Gods- Spader-Man selection of five battle for right and against for justice minus evil. Bendable!

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Spader-Man Red and Blue! Spader-Man Red! Spader-Man Blue! Color of toy to stimulate and pretend! From the new! Bonus!

Item Last in List- From movies of budget with people to be seen.

franstromersFranstromers Franstrom from robot to other robot! Sell for two dollars in one dollar store!

For other selections maybe enjoy other link here to see more and know: Foreign Knock-Off Toys Part 1

 

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