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My Untitled Novel Project, Part One (Still Unfinished)

27 Feb

February 27, 2018

Russia tried to influence the Presidential election? Give me a break. They have bigger ambitions than that, and back in 2015 I spelled it out in the opening chapter of my novel.

August 9, 2015

The Time: Now
The Place: The Kremlin

Vladimir Putin has assembled all of his most trusted Communist Party leaders. Standing at the head of a long conference table, Putin dims the lights as a video screen blinks to life behind him. On it is a map of Europe. He leans forward.

“Thank you all for coming here on such short notice.”

The others smile small, tight smiles. Some nod, others simply look straight ahead. They were all summoned out of their beds mere minutes ago.

“As you know, it is our Russian destiny to put our stamp on the world.” As he speaks, the Russian hammer and sickle appears on the view screen above every European capital. “What most of you don’t know is that our destiny is now. It begins tonight.”

The assembled men shift slightly in their seats, glancing at each other out of the corners of their eyes, careful to maintain the smiles on their faces. None want to appear disloyal.

Putin pauses. He looks at each of the men, mentally cataloging which he can trust and which will “disappear” this night. After a deliberately long silence, he gestures to the screen.

“And this is how our dominion begins.”

The picture on the screen changes, dissolving into recent news footage. Now the smiles of the men fade. They openly stare at each other. They have seen the news footage before. It is from a recent Japanese tragedy, and all of them are afraid of what it may mean. Of what Putin may mean.

“This, comrades, this is how we will rule the world!” Putin presses a button, and the video freezes, with one single, terrifying image lighting the darkened room. It is reflected in the glasses of the other men, on their shiny medals, and in their fear-struck eyes.

It is Godzilla.


Hey, what do you think? Is this a winner or what? Didn’t that have you on the edge of your seat? I don’t want to give too much away, but crazy ol’ Putin has found a way to control Godzilla, and he going to use him to destroy the world. Will he succeed? Can he be stopped? And what the heck do Gummy Bears have to do with it? You’ll just have to wait and find out!

(It might be a long wait. That’s all I wrote.)


He’s a bad man!


Hello Happy To Read Consumer! New Selection of 2018!

8 Jan

January 8, 2018

Who doesn’t like cheesy Japanese toys? And who doesn’t love the awful translations that come with them? 

Hello happy to read consumer! As year of the new 2018 twelve months begin, it is our honor most humble and specialized that we produce our New Selection for you to investigate and think of.

Market Research team work overtime at desks of night to know what is and could have been the item that all want of all ages. Gorillas! Supers Hero! Magic and Ninja! Packaging! Of these we choose and pick choice of selection most wondrous to sell in profit centers of commerce in your town and prefecture.



universal hero vs super gorilla 1

Allow children to be zoo keeper of SUPER GORILLA and play with simian lust and urge! Picture on package nearly match toy! SUPER!

To be clear of fact, child must be tall or larger age to play with. Four UNIVERSAL HERO OF UNIVERSE have swords to play, some with cape too, no wash?

Gather flock to store and market to purchase UNIVERSAL HERO VS. SUPER GORILLA. It is sure to be the diamond of jewel in your collection of toys in the forthcoming weather. 





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