11 Jun

June 11, 2012

(That’s not a typo.)

Allan Keyes begins a regular gig (with a snazzy logo) today.


Sometimes I just like to google weird things to see what images come up.  I almost always get……interesting results. Some of these I felt were worth sharing with you good people.


Top Five Images Found:


Lemul S. Jackson

This guy isn’t bad per se, and I’m sure he’s a big hit with all the chicks at Shaft Nite at the local Fuddruckers, but come on man! Nick Fury? DUDE……this guy is more like Lemuel S. Jackson than Samuel L. Jackson. FATVENGERS, ASSEMBLE……AT THE BUFFET!


Autobots! Transform into something to hide my shame!

 If this guy is Prime, I really don’t want to see what Megatron looks like.


 It’s Sailor Moo! But I gotta give him his (her?) props. Not everyone can carry off a phallic pink penile sword with that much panache


For the love of God, do not look below the waist. That’s just wrong.

 I apologize for subjecting you to this guy’s gut of fury.  But you can thank me for not showing you this guy from the back!

 And the absolute runaway #1 image for searching FAT+GUY+COSPLAY:


MO VAUGHN HAS REALLY LET HIMSELF GO…..remember this pic taken in happier days, when Big Mo would go on to become of the biggest busts in Mets history (and yes, pun VERY intended)

 Got a search suggestion? Send it in!

13 Responses to “FUN WITH TEH INTERNETS”

  1. Rachel Heu June 11, 2012 at 12:30 am #

    LOL Wow. Those are some sexy photos.


    • 123456 June 11, 2012 at 12:40 am #

      One thing I learned VERY early on…..MAKE SURE SAFE SEARCH IS ENABLED. I’m still scouring my eyes from the day I learned that lesson


      • Rachel Heu June 11, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

        oh? There’s a “safe search”? That just doesn’t sound as fun… but probably the smart thing to do if you don’t want to scour your eyes lolz


  2. allenkeyes June 11, 2012 at 12:48 am #

    PS- If you google “fat guy eating huge burger” that guy appears in 7 of the first 15 or so pictures.


    • Thomas Stazyk June 11, 2012 at 3:11 am #

      That is truly disgusting. At least we don’t have to see him actually eat it. The pickles on top do add a touch of class, however.


      • zathra June 11, 2012 at 6:29 am #

        Almost ” Nightmare Fuel “. Not quite, but nearly. Never attend a comic book / sci – convention unless you’re prepared for some potentially scary sights.
        Oh, yeah, I saw your ” Shrek ” suggestion. What abt. ” Shrek as a Sontaran ” ?


  3. zathra June 11, 2012 at 2:22 am #

    This makes me feel better about only weighing 180 – something. This lot could be sumo wrestlers. No one dressed as Jabba the Hutt ? No one ? 😉

    Wonder if anyone’s done ” Dr. House & / or Adrienne Monk Look – Alikes ( At a Wal – Mart ) ” search. Or better yet, ” Doctor Who Look – Alikes ( Not neccesarily at the Wal – Mart, but it’d be fun 😀 ) “.


    • allenkeyes June 13, 2012 at 12:04 am #

      Ohhh… Lookalikes. Good one! It goes into the hopper!


      • zathra June 13, 2012 at 12:45 am #

        Hey – I live to please. 😉


  4. Thomas Stazyk June 11, 2012 at 3:16 am #

    Oh, and to answer your question about recommendations for other searches, try “shrek + cosplay.”


  5. Mike Monge June 11, 2012 at 8:59 pm #

    When did ReRun from What’s Happening start getting all serious and wearing an EyePatch?!!


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