Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Foreign Knock-Off Toys 2

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November 12, 2016

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Hello again fellow consumer of toys most elegant! In years previously past, Blog Fellow of the Moist and Tepid has presented selections designed to elevate and fun. This is true even now in common era. Applaud and delight as Editor Staff present anew the badly translated of toys foreign and odd.

Item First of Honor- Here we display item of possible edible quality. Souperman!


This sent to place by listener commentator Mac of BIOnight, Go to website here for music and wonder! We appreciate sending of picture for thanks or blame!

Item Second of Next- More Superman! Superman Fly for Truth! Superman use Saddle of Justice! Superman Ride Horse of Know What For?


Superheroic Man ride horse of night color! Lasso and steed! New!

Item Third After Next- Superhero make you totem of respect when given to children for present or tolerate!

superheroIt possibly good toy!

Item Fourth Not The Last- More super power, maybe for ladies or use of funtime at night.

supercockLadies pleasure of excitement! Head attach!

Item Five of Awesome Gods- Spader-Man selection of five battle for right and against for justice minus evil. Bendable!


Spader-Man Red and Blue! Spader-Man Red! Spader-Man Blue! Color of toy to stimulate and pretend! From the new! Bonus!

Item Last in List- From movies of budget with people to be seen.

franstromersFranstromers Franstrom from robot to other robot! Sell for two dollars in one dollar store!

For other selections maybe enjoy other link here to see more and know: Foreign Knock-Off Toys Part 1




15 Responses to “Treasure Chest of Terrible Toys: Foreign Knock-Off Toys 2”

  1. T E Stazyk November 12, 2016 at 1:06 am #

    You made this all up, right?

    Liked by 1 person

    • bmj2k November 12, 2016 at 9:59 pm #

      Not a single one. I was surprised how many knock-offs there are with Superman on a horse. One of them was a unicorn!


      • T E Stazyk November 12, 2016 at 10:23 pm #

        Plus they may have intellectual property issues. I imagine SuperCock might already be patented elsewhere

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        • bmj2k November 12, 2016 at 10:31 pm #

          I promise I am not going to google that.


          • T E Stazyk November 12, 2016 at 10:33 pm #

            Just be glad Superman is riding a horse!


            • bmj2k November 13, 2016 at 1:34 pm #

              Yeah, things could be a lot worse.


  2. Matt Cowan November 12, 2016 at 8:58 am #

    FRANS TROMERS?! They aren’t even trying. These are hilarious. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • bmj2k November 12, 2016 at 9:58 pm #

      It was also unbelievably difficult to type. Aside from spellcheck changing it, it was so counter-intuitive that I had to slow down and type it letter by letter.

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  3. Mac of BIOnighT November 13, 2016 at 12:34 am #

    Ah ah, this is cool!!! 😀 (and thanks for the publicity) I’m not ashamed to say I like all of the superhero knock-offs here (on a second thought, I am a bit ashamed to say it). Also, I would really, really like to have “Superhero” (how generic can a character’s name be? I guess that in his secret identity he’s got a wife called “Wife” and a dog called “Dog”). No, really, I’m not kidding, I really like it!
    I guess I will gladly do without “Supercock,” though >__<


    • bmj2k November 13, 2016 at 1:34 pm #

      I see things like this a lot in Chinese 99 cent stores and the only thing that keeps me from buying them is the cheap lead paint.


      • Mac of BIOnighT November 13, 2016 at 8:11 pm #

        I don’t think I could resist! Glad there are no stores like that here…


    • bmj2k November 13, 2016 at 1:36 pm #

      “Superhero” is easily my favorite figure and one that I would really like to own. It’s bad, but in a well-done kind of way. I like it.


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