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Cray Craigslist

14 Aug

August 14, 2017

Ever use Craigslist? Chances are you haven’t since you are alive reading this. Craigslist is a site where you can list anything for free. Anything. Selling a lamp? Need an apartment? Looking for someone to do unspeakable biological things to you while a mule watches? Yeah! That’s the beauty of Craigslist: nothing is vetted, nothing is checked, nothing is done to give anyone any iota of responsibility if, for example, you agree to meet a woman under a dock in order to, oh, “sell a lamp” and the woman turns out to be three guys, a rottweiler, and bad intentions.  No one checks a single thing. So I guess the bottom line is if you plan to go on Craigslist, for god’s sake don’t answer an ad.

Check out this duel which is currently waging on Craigslist. These two ads, or some variation of them, were all over the site last week. Dozens and dozens of postings. And remember, this is free, so if you are inclined to ruin someone’s life, well go to it dude.

There may be some objectionable language here. Don’t blame me! I’m warning you ahead of time, for once. This was all posted publicly on a free public site so I feel no problems posting their pictures or contact info. BUT I DO NOT think you should call them. DO NOT BLAME ME if you wake up one day with your house robbed or you body missing a vital part.

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Hello Beware of this transexual bitch who have been posting on craigslist for the last 6 months saying that she want’s a $400 to $600 room to rent in brooklyn! this is a crazy bitch who will rob your house and steal your money Beware!!! It does not take 6 months to find a room in new york city unless you are crazy as hell!!! this is a transexual than email dick pictures to people and will try to rob your house do not rent to this Bitch!! Call this nutcase and tell him off

Oddly, it then has the original ad from the original poster. And even more oddly, it has more pictures of the person than the real ad does.

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I no look for free room to exchange sex or house job ! My post is no fake . I recieved many emails from crazy guys who had problem about mental problem emailed to me about free rent ; one of them is crazy black dick work for gym , he offer his place in Mahatant , building. Beware him as he post many at Craigslist , he lied and always look girls ready for free rent sex buddy. I emailed him to tell him to go to fuck himself loser !

I hope that clears things up. 

The bottom line here is that this is Craigslist in a nutshell. I have no idea what’s up with those ads.

But I have a very good idea what is up with this ad.

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FREE ROOM FOR FEMALE

Thick and/or Asian preferred

Take care of my everyday basic needs and I’ll take care of your rent.

Yipes!

 

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I Answer Google’s Insane Job Interview Questions

5 Dec

December 5, 2016

Google sounds like a great place to work. But how hard is it to get a job there? Until recently, Google interviewers asked applicants a series of ridiculous and inane questions to, well, um… OK, I really have no clue what the point of these interrogations was. But here, from IFLScience, are some of the unbelievable questions Google is now banned from asking, and my answers. It is my opinion that they were never actually interested in the answers, but wanted see how fast, creative, and intelligent the applicants were.

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How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?
That depends on how many I can fit in my pockets without the clerk in the pro shop catching me.

Explain the significance of “dead beef.”
That’s a mafia expression. It means that the “beef,” or dispute, is “dead,” or finished, since both guys got whacked.

How many piano tuners are there in the entire world?
Only one, but he’s the best.

You’re the captain of a pirate ship… and your crew gets to vote on how the gold is divided up. If fewer than half of the pirates agree with you, you die. How do you recommend apportioning the gold in such a way that you get a good share of the booty, but still survive?
I’d give them the bulk- 3/4 of the loot and a pep talk about how they deserve it, how hard they work, yada yada yada. They’d have to split the gold between 15 or 20 guys, and my 1/4 would still be a heck of a lot more than anyone else has.

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Design an evacuation plan for San Francisco.
Get out!

You are given 2 eggs… You have access to a 100-story building. Eggs can be very hard or very fragile means it may break if dropped from the first floor or may not even break if dropped from 100th floor. Both eggs are identical. You need to figure out the highest floor of a 100-story building an egg can be dropped without breaking. The question is how many drops you need to make. You are allowed to break 2 eggs in the process.
I am sorry but I cannot answer this question since I am allergic to eggs.

How much should you charge to wash all the windows in Seattle?
$10,000 per window because I really don’t want the job. But if anyone is silly enough to hire me, I’d happily wash windows at that rate.

There are more. Now It’s your turn. How would you answer these?

Explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew.

You are shrunk to the height of a nickel… and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?

You have eight balls all of the same size… 7 of them weigh the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the ball that is heavier by using a balance and only two weighings?

A man pushed his car to a hotel and lost his fortune. What happened?

How many times a day does a clock’s hands overlap?

You need to check that your friend, Bob, has your correct phone number…but you cannot ask him directly. You must write the question on a card which and give it to Eve who will take the card to Bob and return the answer to you. What must you write on the card, besides the question, to ensure Bob can encode the message so that Eve cannot read your phone number?

Why are manhole covers round?

 

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