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Coming Soon… ish… ly…

20 Sep

September 20, 2017

Hello fans. The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride want all of you to know that unlike all that mail from the IRS, your letters and emails have been read and we are prepared to answer them right now. (Audit schmaudit. Let the IRS go after me. This blog is run by a shell corporation located in the Lesser Antilles.) 

We’ve got some interesting, er funny, um whatever stuff coming up soon.

We’ll catch up with yours truly Mr. Blog and discover the sad aftermath of my hiatus from Facebook. I was offline for a month and when I came back it didn’t go well. Who expected to get into an argument over whether the Earth is flat on my first night back?

Meanwhile, if you live in Colorado Springs, watch out! There’s a mad bomber on  the loose.

No, not that guy. More like this:

Plus, we’ll kick off the Halloween season with the latest salvo between Count Dracula and his arch-nemesis, Gwyneth Paltrow.

All this and, I hope, some other stuff, coming to you eventually from Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride at bmj2k.com.

 

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TODAY’S DAILY INSPIRATION #6: A BIT TASTELESS

15 Jan

January 15, 2017

TODAY’S DAILY INSPIRATION: THERE ARE STARVING PEOPLE IN AFRICA. BUT YOU LIVE IN AMERICA! OBESITY ROCKS!

If a genie granted me a wish, and I could have dinner with anyone in history, I’d pick the person with the cleanest hands. I’d hate to catch polio from someone with dirty hands.

fdr

 

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