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Top Ten Horror Movies You Can Make At Home During Lockdown

12 Jul

July 12, 2020

Bored at home? Kids have nothing to do? Here are some horror movies you can make right now from your home while you can’t go out.

10- The Black Mold… In Your Basement!

9- Curse of The Invisible Toilet Paper

8-The Masked Ones

7- The Poisoned Air

6- Non-Essential Horror!

5- No Shows Left to Binge!

4- No Work and No Play Makes Jack Bored… To Death!

3- Governor Cuomo’s Real Life Nursing Home Massacre

2- Don;’t Go Out of The House

1- The Frozen Thing in The Back of Your Freezer




Willy Wonka Must Be Stopped!

1 Apr

April 1, 2016

The greatest threat to humanity is not ISIS, Al-Qaeda, or Cobra. It is Willy Wonka. He is a danger to all humanity and must be stopped. Like The Island of Doctor Moreau, The evil genius is conducting evil experiments meant to be breed new threats to humanity in order to take over the world.


Don’t believe me? Wonka does not even try to hide his evil ambitions. Want proof? It is right here on this box of everlasting gobstoppers, a box like any other innocent, innocuous box on store shelves across America.

gmo gobstopper

“Produced with genetic engineering.” It’s a freakin’ gobstopper! What genetics does it have? The main ingredients are sugar and artificial colors. Where are the genes? What DNA has been manipulated? It says “may contain eggs.” What is Willy Wonka doing to those eggs?

Wonka is very upfront about his plans for domination. Look at that box, a happy cartoon gobstopper with a mouth! Is that a clue? Are these things alive? WHAT GENETIC ENGINEERING GOES INTO A GOBSTOPPER?

For the record, after I read that disclaimer, I threw the box away. It was still half full.




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