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Hello Happy To Read Consumer! New Selection of 2018!

8 Jan

January 8, 2018

Who doesn’t like cheesy Japanese toys? And who doesn’t love the awful translations that come with them? 

Hello happy to read consumer! As year of the new 2018 twelve months begin, it is our honor most humble and specialized that we produce our New Selection for you to investigate and think of.

Market Research team work overtime at desks of night to know what is and could have been the item that all want of all ages. Gorillas! Supers Hero! Magic and Ninja! Packaging! Of these we choose and pick choice of selection most wondrous to sell in profit centers of commerce in your town and prefecture.

BEHOLD THE NEW!

UNIVERSAL HERO VS. SUPER GORILLA 

universal hero vs super gorilla 1

Allow children to be zoo keeper of SUPER GORILLA and play with simian lust and urge! Picture on package nearly match toy! SUPER!

To be clear of fact, child must be tall or larger age to play with. Four UNIVERSAL HERO OF UNIVERSE have swords to play, some with cape too, no wash?

Gather flock to store and market to purchase UNIVERSAL HERO VS. SUPER GORILLA. It is sure to be the diamond of jewel in your collection of toys in the forthcoming weather. 

 

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11 Responses to “Hello Happy To Read Consumer! New Selection of 2018!”

  1. Matt Cowan January 8, 2018 at 6:34 am #

    Is it weird that I think I’d still have loved those as a kid?

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    • bmj2k January 8, 2018 at 6:02 pm #

      Not at all! I honestly had to remind myself that I have better things to spend money on or I would have bought it on the spot.

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      • Mac of BIOnighT January 8, 2018 at 6:48 pm #

        Ah ah, same here 😀 Every time I go to the local Chinese shop I have to use all my self-control to not buy the odd blisters full of ninjas and Gundam rip-offs ;-P No super-heroes, fortunately, so I can resist… barely.

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      • Matt Cowan January 8, 2018 at 7:18 pm #

        I was a huge action figure fan as kid. G.I. Joes, Star Wars and Marvel Secret Wars figures primarily.

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        • bmj2k January 8, 2018 at 9:30 pm #

          The Secret Wars line was fantastic. Along with the DC Super Powers line, it was a fantastic era for figures. I still have my Secret Wars Black costume Spidey and, I think, my Iron Man.

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          • Matt Cowan January 8, 2018 at 9:39 pm #

            I had a few of the DC ones as well. The Flash, Green Lantern and Brainiac.

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            • bmj2k January 8, 2018 at 9:45 pm #

              The Mr. Freeze (which may have been from the Batman movie line but was, I believe, identical to the Super Powers figure) turned blue when placed in the freezer. Mine lived in there for years.

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  2. Mac of BIOnighT January 8, 2018 at 10:19 am #

    Ah ah ah!! I want it!! I want it so badly!!! 😀

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