August 27, 2015
TONIGHT: Abraham Lincoln Meets Genghis Khan
ABRAHAM LINCOLN: Hello sir, and well met we are for I do not rightly know where we are or how we arrived in this obscure and unknown arena.
GENGHIS KHAN: Gaaah!
ABRAHAM LINCOLN: I do not rightly appreciate the waving of your knife. Please, let us reason and- URK!
Lincoln dies, Genghis takes his hat.
COMING SOON: Florence Nightingale Meets Pol Pot