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Allan Keyes Found The Best Picture Ever!

11 Feb

February 11, 2018

Hi kids! Sorry I’ve been away so long, but things are busy as ever at chez Keyes. Wife. Kids. Diapers. Poop. Not to mention the kid’s diapers and poop. OK, I’m kidding. I’m not that old, I just feel that way.

The other day I was doing research on the internet trying to figure out why I’m not one of these new bitcoin millionaires. I’ve narrowed it down to the fact that I have no idea what a bitcoin is or how to get one.

But I did find THE BEST PICTURE EVER! It appeals to EVERYONE!

TRUMP SUPPORTERS: See? He’s not a racist.
TRUMP HATERS: See? He’s a HUGE racist!
TRUE RACISTS: HA! Look at that #$*(ing &%# in the hat!
WWE FANS: That’s The Reverend Slick!

In case you don’t know who Slick is, take a look at this, his official music video, Jive Soul Bro:

 

That picture of Trump may not change your mind about him but I think we can all agree that the WWE ought to be ashamed of itself.

I’ll end with some of my patented bad Photoshop featuring my favorite foodie:

Happy Black History Month!

 

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Today in Future History: January 14, 2877

14 Jan

January 14, 2018

 

JANUARY 14, 2877: Scientists develop a method to bring people back to life, and you are their first test subject. Upon your rebirth, they give you a wedgie and toss you into a women’s locker room without any pants. Unfortunately for you, the scientists are total jerks.

 

Want to know more about the future? Click on these for more far out knowledge!
Today in Future History: August 27th, 2938
Today in Future History: January 13, 3658

Curious about the past? Check these out!
Today in History: May 31, 1969
Today in History: November 10th, 28,000,000 B.C.
Today In History: September 5th 1987
Today in History: October 3rd, 1955. Captain Kangaroo Debuts
Today in History: September 22, 2007: Marcel Marceau, R.I.P.
Today In King Kong History: August 10th, 1921
Life and Death: August 16th

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