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Allan Keyes Found The Best Picture Ever!

11 Feb

February 11, 2018

Hi kids! Sorry I’ve been away so long, but things are busy as ever at chez Keyes. Wife. Kids. Diapers. Poop. Not to mention the kid’s diapers and poop. OK, I’m kidding. I’m not that old, I just feel that way.

The other day I was doing research on the internet trying to figure out why I’m not one of these new bitcoin millionaires. I’ve narrowed it down to the fact that I have no idea what a bitcoin is or how to get one.

But I did find THE BEST PICTURE EVER! It appeals to EVERYONE!

TRUMP SUPPORTERS: See? He’s not a racist.
TRUMP HATERS: See? He’s a HUGE racist!
TRUE RACISTS: HA! Look at that #$*(ing &%# in the hat!
WWE FANS: That’s The Reverend Slick!

In case you don’t know who Slick is, take a look at this, his official music video, Jive Soul Bro:

 

That picture of Trump may not change your mind about him but I think we can all agree that the WWE ought to be ashamed of itself.

I’ll end with some of my patented bad Photoshop featuring my favorite foodie:

Happy Black History Month!

 

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Brooklyn Is Hulking Out!

19 Feb

February 19, 2016

So there I was, walking down the street here in Brooklyn (Flatbush Avenue, to be exact) when I was attacked by The Incredible Hulk!

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Hey! He’s doing AJ Styles’ phenomenal forearm!

I managed to get away with my life only because I was wearing one of Reed Richard’s personal force field belts.

This isn’t the first time I’ve encountered The Hulk here in Brooklyn. Some years back I saw him atop a firehouse right before he smashed it to little tiny pebbles. 

I think they’re right. There’s too much gamma radiation in the air here.

 

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