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Imponderable #132: He’s A Van Man

22 Aug

August 22, 2016

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This Imponderable comes to us from Dayton Ohio. Dayton is the home of an international airshow, but this guy really, really prefers cars.

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C’mon guys, who hasn’t had an experience like this? You’re walking down the street, maybe a little drunk or high, maybe blasted out of your mind, when a pretty van gives you the eye. Well, one thing leads to the other, and yada yada yada, you end with with your penis in the van’s grill. Happens all the time.

I found it interesting that he stuck his junk in the grill. I’d have expected him to stick it in the gas tank, or maybe the tailpipe. I guess the grill is the auto equivalent of oral sex?

The question is Imponderable.

Hmm. I wonder if the van needs victim counseling?

 

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Today’s News 8/10/16: Mr. Blog Climbs Trump Tower

10 Aug

August 10. 2016

In case you missed the news, a guy climbed the side of Donald Trump’s Ego I mean Trump Tower and while police are not sure what his motive was, I can now reveal that I paid him to plant Mr. Blog’s Tepid Flag on top of the tower.

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I wonder if I can get my money back while he sits in central booking?

 

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