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Exclusive Sneak Peek! April 2017

9 Apr

April 9, 2017

Here it is! Your exclusive sneak peek of the blogs that The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride (our motto: Hey, we’re trying) are hard at work on. What makes this exclusive? The fact that “exclusive” is an attention-getter and we are shameless in our attempts to get more views around here. 

First up will be our exclusive review of Guardians of the Blue, exclusively seen here and only here. Trust me, you’ll enjoy it. I exclusively guarantee it.

It is not a pop and does not contain pizza. We’ll take a look at this and some other food that has lost its way. 

Way back in 2010, we profiled Shigeo Tokuda, a 76 year old Japanse pron star who, at the time, had appeared in an incredible 350+ films. Well he has nothing on this guy. Meet the 86 year-old who has 1,300 kids. 

Keep a sharp eye out for these exclusive posts brought to you exclusively from Mr. Blog’s exclusive Tepid exclusive Ride exclusive.

 

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Imponderable #132: He’s A Van Man

22 Aug

August 22, 2016

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This Imponderable comes to us from Dayton Ohio. Dayton is the home of an international airshow, but this guy really, really prefers cars.

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C’mon guys, who hasn’t had an experience like this? You’re walking down the street, maybe a little drunk or high, maybe blasted out of your mind, when a pretty van gives you the eye. Well, one thing leads to the other, and yada yada yada, you end with with your penis in the van’s grill. Happens all the time.

I found it interesting that he stuck his junk in the grill. I’d have expected him to stick it in the gas tank, or maybe the tailpipe. I guess the grill is the auto equivalent of oral sex?

The question is Imponderable.

Hmm. I wonder if the van needs victim counseling?

 

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