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The Great Mailman Fake-Out Make-Out

5 May

May 5, 2017

Quick! Who are the randiest civil servants?
Mailmen! They always bring their packages special delivery.

BA DA BOOM!

Not funny you say? Maybe not, but it’s true! Check this out!

Let’s do some math! 1,300 kids / 87 years = 14.9 kids per year. Of course that’s assuming he started fathering kids right out of the womb. So let’s say he started at 18. That’s 1,300 kids / 69 years = 18.8 kids per year. Wow, busy guy. Kind of makes me look pretty lame. I was way, way below his rate of 18.8 kids for 2016, and 2017 is looking even worse. (My doctor keeps telling me to switch to boxers but do I listen? NooOoo.)

This has to be true, right? After all, postmen (INSERT YOUR OWN DIRTY “PACKAGE” INNUENDO RIGHT HERE.)

“I have nothing to be ashamed of. The 60’s were the good old days and I did a great Johnny Cash impression which played out real good with the ladies,” he explained.

“Some even thought I was Johnny Cash for real,” he recalls laughingly. “I don’t know if they really believed it or if they were trying to convince themselves, but who was I to say no to a quickie?” he acknowledged.

Probably not Johnny Cash.

But seriously, it is true, isn’t it?

No, it is not. (Drats!)

Once again the truth gets in the way of a good story.

Click on the image of the famous mailmen below to read another story of a mailman with his own definition of a stocking stuffer at Christmastime.

Also, if you can stomach it, click on the randy gentleman below to read about Japan’s famous senior citizen porn star.

 

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Imponderable #132: He’s A Van Man

22 Aug

August 22, 2016

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This Imponderable comes to us from Dayton Ohio. Dayton is the home of an international airshow, but this guy really, really prefers cars.

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C’mon guys, who hasn’t had an experience like this? You’re walking down the street, maybe a little drunk or high, maybe blasted out of your mind, when a pretty van gives you the eye. Well, one thing leads to the other, and yada yada yada, you end with with your penis in the van’s grill. Happens all the time.

I found it interesting that he stuck his junk in the grill. I’d have expected him to stick it in the gas tank, or maybe the tailpipe. I guess the grill is the auto equivalent of oral sex?

The question is Imponderable.

Hmm. I wonder if the van needs victim counseling?

 

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