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Imponderable #132: He’s A Van Man

22 Aug

August 22, 2016

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This Imponderable comes to us from Dayton Ohio. Dayton is the home of an international airshow, but this guy really, really prefers cars.


C’mon guys, who hasn’t had an experience like this? You’re walking down the street, maybe a little drunk or high, maybe blasted out of your mind, when a pretty van gives you the eye. Well, one thing leads to the other, and yada yada yada, you end with with your penis in the van’s grill. Happens all the time.

I found it interesting that he stuck his junk in the grill. I’d have expected him to stick it in the gas tank, or maybe the tailpipe. I guess the grill is the auto equivalent of oral sex?

The question is Imponderable.

Hmm. I wonder if the van needs victim counseling?



Imponderable #36: Dayton Ohio

17 Feb

February 17, 2012

Heard the expression “don’t take a knife to a gunfight”? Check this out.

“Hey man, I got a bullet! Don’t make me throw it at you!”

I suspect that this does not qualify as armed robbery. And how much cash did he think he would get from a dollar store?

Why would anyone think they could rob a store with simply a bullet?

The question in Imponderable.

And as far as the opening quote goes, here is why you never bring a knife to a gunfight:

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