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Quarantine All-Stars

22 May

May 23 2020

All of us at GOMALCO Industries care for our employees. You know us the company that brings you such housewares as Mrs. Anderson’s Industrial Nicotine For The Home, Do-It-Yourself Crime Scene Cleanup, Quik Baby Nap Inhalable Sleep Powder, and of course, Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride.

As part of our dedication to you, our valued consumer assets, we wanted to check in on the Mr. Blog Tepid Team to find out why the heck they have produced nearly no blogs this past year despite cashing their paychecks, those ungrateful  how they are coping with the recent COVID-19 situation.

We first looked in on the Editors and Staff, and assorted hangers on.

We tracked down BMJ2K “fan favorite” Norman Snackmunch. GOMALCO Industries takes no position on his lifestyle, other than to point out that as an at-will freelance employee we will not cover any health-related expenses, such as gastric bypass or an extra-wide coffin.

Another alleged favorite is Greg “Always Hammered / The Hammer” Valentine. As you may recall, he has not changed his facial expression in years.

Has the coronavirus had any effect on this man?

No it has not

Speaking of unhealthy guys who never change, we tracked down Mr. Know-It-All. It wasn’t hard, we just followed the smell.

Of course, not everyone is having a rough time of things.


How about the rest of our crew? Click on the thumbnails for more.


Allan Keyes could not be reached for comment.

GOMALCO Industries hope that you are doing well in these trying times. If you are feeling overwhelmed or find yourself in need of some help, please consider our line of GOMALCO Fine Wine And Sanitizer. Thank You.



Allan Keyes: Cheesy Movie To Make Life Worth Living

24 Jun

June 24, 2013


Remember the episode of the Simpsons where they decided to add Poochie the dog to the cast of Itchy and Scratchy, and the newspaper had a headline that read “cartoon dog to make life worth living”?

Well, now you know the joy I felt upon learning about this movie, called Sharknado!:


“After a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.”

Wow…..I mean WOW. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ELEVENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Do I actually need to say more?  No I don’t. But I did manage to steal, acquire a preview poster of this awesomness:

worth living

Mr. BTR Says: Personally, I am already looking forward to these Syfy films already in development: Tarantula El Nino and Zombie Lion Stuffed Taco.

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