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Picture Postcard: Please Do Not Do This

30 Jan

January 30, 2023

Here in Brooklyn we know pizza. We know how to make pizza, and we know how to eat pizza. We know what to put on top of pizza.

More importantly, we know what not to put on pizza.

A real sign seen in Bensonhurst, the pizza capital of the world.

UPDATE: February 22, 2023. This store closed this past weekend. I wonder if this had anything to do with it?

Top Ten Foods To Avoid

26 Oct

October 26, 2018

With the stunning announcement that the McRib is coming back next week rocking the world, The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride (Home of the Nearly OK Blog) would like to offer this public service announcement.

 

10- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gluten!
9- Catch of The Day? The Flu
8- Cajun-style wine
7- Roadkill a’la carte
6- “Clammy” Chowder
5- Liverloaf
4- Anything where the main ingredient is “musk”
3- Prison stew
2- Taco Bell
1- Yuri’s Genuine Ukraine Pizza

 

 

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