January 30, 2023
Here in Brooklyn we know pizza. We know how to make pizza, and we know how to eat pizza. We know what to put on top of pizza.
More importantly, we know what not to put on pizza.
A real sign seen in Bensonhurst, the pizza capital of the world.
UPDATE: February 22, 2023. This store closed this past weekend. I wonder if this had anything to do with it?
March 13, 2015
At the risk of sounding like a hack observational comedian, I have some questions.
Who decided the size of ketchup packets? There’s not nearly enough in one for your French fries, let alone a hamburger. And mustard packs are even worse- it takes at least three to cover any self-respecting hot dog. Yet mayo packets are larger than either one. Who decided that you should get more mayo than ketchup, and nearly no mustard?
Don’t even get me started on relish.
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