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Top Ten Foods To Avoid

26 Oct

October 26, 2018

With the stunning announcement that the McRib is coming back next week rocking the world, The Editors and Staff of Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride (Home of the Nearly OK Blog) would like to offer this public service announcement.

 

10- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gluten!
9- Catch of The Day? The Flu
8- Cajun-style wine
7- Roadkill a’la carte
6- “Clammy” Chowder
5- Liverloaf
4- Anything where the main ingredient is “musk”
3- Prison stew
2- Taco Bell
1- Yuri’s Genuine Ukraine Pizza

 

 

Top Ten Ignored News Stories of 2012

20 Sep

September 19, 2012

Top Ten Ignored News Stories of 2012

We all know that the mainstream media has a narrow focus and an obvious agenda. They only tell us what they want to tell us. But what else is going on in this world? What is the government/big business/New World Order keeping from us?

These are just a few of the real news stories from the alternative press that the mainstream media does not want you to know.

– Utah sucked into black hole in 2008

– NYC Mayor Bloomberg replaced by evil robot. No one notices.

– Cotton candy really is just colored spider webs

– iPhone 5 comes with lifetime committment to anti-Christ

– New American automobiles held together with Crazy Glue

– Honey Boo Boo is a reptilian from Lemuria

– All Presidential elections since the 1950’s decided by two-out-of-three falls, pins count anywhere

– McDonald’s has the DNA of anyone who ever ordered a Happy Meal

– No one interested in nude photos of Donald Trump

– Mitt Romney and Barack Obama share a common ancestor. And he was a total jerk.

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