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American Chopper – All New! – Senior’s Legal Issues 3/2/2018

1 Mar

March 2, 2018

Remember back when I used to blog about American Chopper? Every week, every episode, every mention in the news. So I can say with some small amount of knowledge that Paul Teutul Sr. is neither a great businessman nor a good father. Yes, he built his steel company into a motorcycle brand, and yes, he’s attained some celebrity, but I’d argue that his business success had a lot to do with the people around him (and the cable networks that propped him up) and no so much for his business sense, and his celebrity is really just notoriety. But I’ll just let these two article speak for themselves. 

  • American Chopper Star Files Bankruptcy
  • American Chopper Star Sued For Fraud



There’s no reason for me to run this other than it’s funny.


Michael Jackson vs. Russell Crowe: This Is Real

4 Apr

April 4, 2015

Russell Crowe: Hollywood A-list actor best known for his crankiness.

Michael Jackson: Music superstar best known for, well, you know.

I am not making this one up. Russell Crowe may be making this one up, but I am in no position to challenge him. (And if I were, I still wouldn’t do it. I am not crazy.)

According to Crowe, he was the victim of prank calls for years, all perpetrated by Michael Jackson. I’ll let the New York Post (our motto: “Sure, whatever, we’ll print it.”) take it from here:


The only thing in that article that raises a suspicious note is that Michael used “a strong voice.” I imagine that even your average castrati could muster a stronger voice than Michael Jackson.

“Do you have Prince Albert in a can? OOOOH! Just kidding, this is Michael!”

Am I the only one who imagines Russell Crowe acting just like Moe from the Simpsons? “Listen up Michael, when I catch up to you I’m going to rip your lungs out of your anus!” Then he pulls the phone out of the wall and throws it out the window.


However, I am happy to say that the story gets even better from here. I’ll let the New York Daily News (our motto: “buy us for our pretty ads.”) continue:


Russell Crowe has just jumped to the top of the list of people I’d like to have dinner with. This guy has all the best stories.

I really want to know what his fake name was. It couldn’t have been “Mr. Big Pants.” That’s me.

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