June 19, 2016
Coming soon, I will debut my next great idea that I am sure will take the internet- and the entire entertainment industry- by storm. It’s another great movie idea! I don’t want to give too much away yet, but just you wait until I tell you about the greatest film that will ever be made, ever! I call it Billy and the Dead Meat. You’re going to love it!
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May 31, 2016
This is Imponderable because, as a man, I simply refuse to think about this.
GAH! HOLY CRAP! A freakin’ PYTHON in the freakin’ TOILET! THIS IS OUR COLLECTIVE NIGHTMARE, GENTLEMEN.
Whose blood is that? The snake’s or the dude’s?????????? Oh, I am going to be sick.
Thank goodness the snake is OK. Yeah, I was really worried.
“Many times”? “MANY TIMES”? I am not- repeat NOT- going to Thailand. It’ll be awhile before I take a dump right here in NYC!
How does a guy survive a python devouring his schwantz?
The question is painfully Imponderable.
And yeah guys, I can already hear your complaints of “a snake on his penis? Jeez, and I cant even get my girlfriend to…” I feel ya.
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