May 31, 2016
This is Imponderable because, as a man, I simply refuse to think about this.
GAH! HOLY CRAP! A freakin’ PYTHON in the freakin’ TOILET! THIS IS OUR COLLECTIVE NIGHTMARE, GENTLEMEN.
Whose blood is that? The snake’s or the dude’s?????????? Oh, I am going to be sick.
Thank goodness the snake is OK. Yeah, I was really worried.
“Many times”? “MANY TIMES”? I am not- repeat NOT- going to Thailand. It’ll be awhile before I take a dump right here in NYC!
How does a guy survive a python devouring his schwantz?
The question is painfully Imponderable.
And yeah guys, I can already hear your complaints of “a snake on his penis? Jeez, and I cant even get my girlfriend to…” I feel ya.
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Mr. Blog's Tepid Ride 
Between this and the video with the huge spider hidden in the toilet bowl, I will never go to the bathroom for the rest of my life…
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I heard about that one but I haven’t seen it. And I never will.
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Please do share my nightmare… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM1hhKgg434
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Curses!
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Cute little thing, ain’t it?
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Don’t know, didn’t watch!
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Chicken >__>
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If it was a chicken in the toilet I’d watch!
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