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COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU

19 Jun

June 19, 2016

COMING SOON! 

billy and the dead meat

Coming soon, I will debut my next great idea that I am sure will take the internet- and the entire entertainment industry-  by storm. It’s another great movie idea! I don’t want to give too much away yet, but just you wait until I tell you about the greatest film that will ever be made, ever! I call it Billy and the Dead Meat. You’re going to love it!

 

 

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Allan Keyes: Cheesy Movie To Make Life Worth Living

24 Jun

June 24, 2013

keyes

Remember the episode of the Simpsons where they decided to add Poochie the dog to the cast of Itchy and Scratchy, and the newspaper had a headline that read “cartoon dog to make life worth living”?

Well, now you know the joy I felt upon learning about this movie, called Sharknado!:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/sharknado-spins-horror-story-article-1.1376073

“After a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.”

Wow…..I mean WOW. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ELEVENTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Do I actually need to say more?  No I don’t. But I did manage to steal, acquire a preview poster of this awesomness:

worth living

Mr. BTR Says: Personally, I am already looking forward to these Syfy films already in development: Tarantula El Nino and Zombie Lion Stuffed Taco.

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