Top Ten Poorly Conceived Children’s Holiday Specials

29 Nov

November 29, 2012

A Very Brady Arbor Day

Happy Thanksgiving, Idi Amin!

The Family Chanel Presents A Token Black Christmas

Because if there has ever been a black person on the Family Channel I’ve never seen him.

Rudolph’s Shiny Cancerous Growth

Nancy Pelosi Explains The Fiscal Cliff, Live from Rockefeller Center


Sinners Go To Hell, Charlie Brown

Heat Miser’s Gay Pride Celebration

Lil Wayne Saves Santa

They Legalized It, Frosty!

December 21st, 2012: There Is No Future

6 Responses to “Top Ten Poorly Conceived Children’s Holiday Specials”

  1. zathra November 29, 2012 at 12:14 am #

    Nancy Pelosi – OK, I’m having hysterical blindness, AND I sprayed lysol into my retinas, so I think my vision loss is permanent.
    A shame that the last sight I saw was the Cryptkeeper’s wife….. 😉
    The rest were ruddy hilarious !


    • bmj2k November 29, 2012 at 12:18 am #

      So I googled “Nancy Pelosi” and that was one of the first ones that came up. I didn’t even need to add “scary” or “ugly.” Perfect. BTW- Allen Keyes fought me tooth and nail to take that one out. He lost.

      Did not make the list: Anything with Lindsay Lohan


      • zathra November 29, 2012 at 12:24 am #

        I’m not usually that superficial. But….. My God, the woman has a neck like a turkey. She needs Lil Wayne’s tattoos to detract from her road – map wrinkles.


        • Michael Mongello November 29, 2012 at 1:24 am #

          That was Nancy Pelosi?!! I thought it was Lady Elaine!


          • zathra November 29, 2012 at 1:39 am #

            I think she looks like something from ” The Walking Dead ” or maybe ” The Mummy “. 😉


  2. Jimbo November 29, 2012 at 4:48 am #

    Funny stuff!


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