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Chance Encounters in Time and Space, Episode Three

29 Apr

April 29, 2016

chance encounters in space

Tonight: Doctor Phil Meets Sigmund Freud

Doctor Phil: Oh gee whiz, I must have got lost walking backstage after the show. Robin? Where are you? Whoa, too many burritos, I think, this fog is pretty thick. What’s that? Footsteps? Hello? Hello! I can see you but I must be hallucinating! Doctor Sigmund Freud! Golly doctor, wow, you were such an influence on me as a young man, ho boy, this is an honor.

Sigmund Freud: I have seen your program. (Punches Doctor Phil in the nose.)

phil black eye

COMING SOON: Hillary Clinton meets a pack of hungry leopards while wearing a meat-flavored pantsuit

 

 

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Think DC Comics Will Sue Me?

8 Apr

April 8, 2016

It is no secret that I am always looking for a way to make more money. This blog doesn’t run on unicorn horns and Booty-O’s, you know. Anyway, I’m going to open a bowling alley. I’m going to name it after my great-aunt Lois, and call it Lois Lanes.

Think DC will have a problem with that?

Hey, what ‘s the worst that can happen?

bizarro bowling

If DC is cool with it, we can discuss a Mr. Blog’s Tepid Comic one-shot, with five variant covers (none by Rob Liefeld.)

 

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