April 29, 2016
Tonight: Doctor Phil Meets Sigmund Freud
Doctor Phil: Oh gee whiz, I must have got lost walking backstage after the show. Robin? Where are you? Whoa, too many burritos, I think, this fog is pretty thick. What’s that? Footsteps? Hello? Hello! I can see you but I must be hallucinating! Doctor Sigmund Freud! Golly doctor, wow, you were such an influence on me as a young man, ho boy, this is an honor.
Sigmund Freud: I have seen your program. (Punches Doctor Phil in the nose.)
COMING SOON: Hillary Clinton meets a pack of hungry leopards while wearing a meat-flavored pantsuit
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Then Dr. Phil says: I wonder what he REALLY meant by that.
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Oh, and then Sigmund Freud says: Scheisskopf!!
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