Late Night Movie House of Crap: King Of The Nut Shots

28 May

May 28, 2012

I am a fan of America’s Got Talent. Admittedly, I have not had much of a chance to see it this season but what I did see… wow.

The other night between the Rangers vs. Devils and American Chopper, I had a few minutes to flip channels and I saw this- and only this- on America’s Got Talent. I am a very, very lucky man. This is the only act I have seen all season and now I am sharing it with you.

This does, though, stretch the definition of “talent” but if I were a judge, this act would be sailing through to the finals. If he survives.

I present to you, The King of the Nut Shots:

5 Responses to “Late Night Movie House of Crap: King Of The Nut Shots”

  1. zathra May 28, 2012 at 1:22 am #

    Well – At least he won’t have to worry about getting a vasectomy ;). Sometimes I’m glad that I have an extensive DVD collection, & watch the History Channel, BBC America & Investigation Discovery a lot.
    Audiovisual technology is advancing at Ludicrous Speed, but TV programming
    ( facepalm )….. I’m just not sure anymore.


    • bmj2k May 28, 2012 at 1:29 am #

      Amazingly, that really is the only segment of the show I’ve seen.


      • zathra May 28, 2012 at 2:03 am #

        I’m not some high – forehead elitist Wm. F. Buckley / George Will wannabe whose cranium only has room for PBS, BBC & C – SPAN’s political commetary / book review type weekend shows, but those talent & reality shows very often have a scarcity of either. I also avoid Comedy Central on the weekends because they usually have a lot of beginning comedians who can only drop the f – bomb or something to do w / STDs or excretia every other word.


  2. Thomas Stazyk May 29, 2012 at 5:53 pm #

    Down here we get England Has Talent and I think that is where Susan Boyle was “discovered.” The American Version shows a closer tie to Reality TVs Japanese roots:

    I apologize but I watched your clip at 8:30 am and laughed so hard I’ll be high on endorphins all day–thanks.

    But what is very interesting is that they have this guy doing this routine but when he takes his pants off they find it necessary to pixilate his crotch. What are they protecting the audience from?


    • zathra May 30, 2012 at 12:14 am #

      American TV news can show blood & violence, but American TV can’t abide un – pixilated crotches or derrieres / tuchises. Or so it w / seem.


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