Archive | June, 2012

The Saturday Comics: Mary Worth (2012)

30 Jun

June 30, 2012

Let’s check in on Mary Worth. Last time we saw the nosey old biddy, she was all up in arms over that new fad, social networking! What’s happening now? Let’s see!

Wow, what a … great… five days.

Last year, Mary was in exactly one panel. This time, none at all. Did she die? Is this strip now named Mary Worth in her honor? Or is she too boring to appear in her strip? I don’t know and I don’t care. There is a reason I only read it one time each year.

Meanwhile, what I want to know is, when did Mary Worth start ripping off Seinfeld? 

(And WHY won’t the user allow embedding? Not like he owns the clip!)


Imponderable #52: Norway

29 Jun

June 29, 2012

Before this article I knew Norway as little more than the home of Sig Hansen, Rose Nylund, and not the Vikings.

I’m not sure I understand the problem here. While it would be cruel under Norwegian law to sentence him to solitary, where is the problem if no one can simply be found to bunk with him? I do not interpret the law (and yes, I am a noted Norwegian law scholar) as saying that it is a mandate the he have a cell mate. Is this a state-sponsored hook up?

The Norwegian government is acting like the parent of an unpopular 9-year-old, trying to bribe his classmates to come to his birthday party by throwing it at McDonald’s and promising them a clown and a Justin Bieber concert. Should the government really be in the business of finding friends?

On the other hand, how would you feel if the government came to you with the news that you have been selected as a potential friend for this guy? Would you like to be told you are a potential friend and cellie of a sociopath? Of course we are talking about other inmates who likely have similar tendencies, but still, that isn’t a compliment.

Why is Norway playing matchmaker with its craziest inmate?

The question is Imponderable.

Seems to me this is a classic case of throw the guy under the jail.

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