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Occupy Mr. Blog

16 May

May 16, 2012

You hear a lot nowadays about the 99% and the 1%. Frankly, screw them both. You know who I care about? The 0.0000000001%. Or thereabouts. More or less. (Pick whichever phrase you prefer.) You know who the 0.0000000001% is? Me. Hey! Don’t do the math, I’m sure it’s right, take my word for it. What do you mean by that? Look, if it isn’t right I don’t care, I’m just trying to make a point. This is all about me so stuff your fancy mathematics and your big city “ar-ith-a-ma-tic” right where your cosine meets your tangent.

So where am I going with this? Stop rushing me. If you don’t like this blog here’s the link to Ask the Rabbi maybe he’ll give a kugle about you.

You know what? I’ve had about enough of you. Take your stupid math-doing face and get out of here. Maybe tomorrow you’ll know your place and I’ll feel like writing a blog for you, you entitled piece of trash. You blew it, tough guy. And stay off my lawn!

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