June 2, 2016
TODAY’S DAILY INSPIRATION. ATTABOY!
If I saw Abe Lincoln walking down the street, I’d grab his hat and sell it to a museum. Museums are always looking for stuff like that.
February 9, 2015
If Abe Lincoln were to come back to life, I would NOT waste time asking him about freeing the slaves or writing the Gettysburg Address. The guy came back from the freaking dead! I think my first question would be “how did you do it?”
It would probably go something like this:
Abe: I remember writing Four Score and-
Me: OH MY GOD! ABE LINCOLN! HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD?
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