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Top Ten Rejected Star Trek Episodes

29 Dec

December 29, 2014

These episodes were rejected for being too silly or farfetched for the original series.

1- The Enterprise is taken over by hippies- no wait, that happened.


2- Spock’s brain is stolen and- sorry, that was an episode.


3- A woman takes over Kirk’s body and he acts feminine and – oops, they did that one.


4- The Enterprise is taken over by children who worship an alien played by a fat divorce attorney. My bad, that aired too.


5- The crew meets space-Abraham Lincoln and sheesh, that was an episode too? And it also had space-Genghis Khan?

space lincoln

6- Kirk meets a man named Mudd who’s henpecked by a robot duplicate of his ex-wife… no, no that was done.


7- Nazi Planet. Seriously? They did a Nazi Planet?

nazi planet

8- Alien flowers turn Spock into a romantic poet. No way, really?


9- The ship is taken over by immobile breeding cotton balls, while everyone in the crew knows about a new form of wheat except Kirk. Hard to believe, but that’s a story.


10- McCoy sees a giant rabbit, Sulu fights a samurai, Don Juan woos a crewman, and Kirk beats up a bully in some sort of bizarre amusement park.  Wait, that’s not an episode of Scooby Doo? They did that on Star Trek? I give up.





Fun With Teh Internets: I R DOING IT WRONG

14 Jan

January 14, 2013


Was interwebbing the last week and ran across this image, couldn’t stop laughing. (Hopefully you watch Pawn Stars to get it)                       ps

So being a monkey-see, monkey-do kinda guy, I was inspired to try to create my own memes! I worked REALLY hard on them but for some reason nobody liked them – lots of downvotes. For the life of me I can’t understand why these didn’t work – they’re gold! Pure gold!


It’s historic, it’s smart, and it ties into the Lincoln movie!  It has everything you’d want in a meme, yes? But I thought maybe something more lighthearted would go over better….


It’s a freaking classic! Maybe I should’ve gone with my gut and used “Oh You Kid!” like I really wanted. Oh well, back to the drawing board…..


This should’ve been the one! “Don’t Taze Me Bro” was hi-larious! So what if I had a little trouble using the meme generator on this one?  But ok – let’s recalibrate here. What if a smooth catchphrase isn’t the best way to go? What if people want to know what’s what? I could be reaching……by teaching!



It’s TRUE! It was a great movie! When that fat kid got stuck in the chocolate waterfall tube? I snorted so hard Coke Zero blew out my nose. And that hurts, believe me! Just ignore the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp abomination. That film can suck an oompa-loompa if you get my drift, and I know you do!



It’s true, I did email them. The good people at Quickmeme should be expecting a phone call from the Aflac legal counsel within the next few days. That’ll teach them to downvote me! However, I was undeterred, and continued to churn out meme fail after meme fail until, finally…………



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