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Top Ten Rejected Star Trek Episodes

29 Dec

December 29, 2014

These episodes were rejected for being too silly or farfetched for the original series.

1- The Enterprise is taken over by hippies- no wait, that happened.

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2- Spock’s brain is stolen and- sorry, that was an episode.

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3- A woman takes over Kirk’s body and he acts feminine and – oops, they did that one.

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4- The Enterprise is taken over by children who worship an alien played by a fat divorce attorney. My bad, that aired too.

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5- The crew meets space-Abraham Lincoln and sheesh, that was an episode too? And it also had space-Genghis Khan?

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6- Kirk meets a man named Mudd who’s henpecked by a robot duplicate of his ex-wife… no, no that was done.

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7- Nazi Planet. Seriously? They did a Nazi Planet?

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8- Alien flowers turn Spock into a romantic poet. No way, really?

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9- The ship is taken over by immobile breeding cotton balls, while everyone in the crew knows about a new form of wheat except Kirk. Hard to believe, but that’s a story.

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10- McCoy sees a giant rabbit, Sulu fights a samurai, Don Juan woos a crewman, and Kirk beats up a bully in some sort of bizarre amusement park.  Wait, that’s not an episode of Scooby Doo? They did that on Star Trek? I give up.

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Fun With Teh Internets: I R DOING IT WRONG

14 Jan

January 14, 2013

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Was interwebbing the last week and ran across this image, couldn’t stop laughing. (Hopefully you watch Pawn Stars to get it)                       ps

So being a monkey-see, monkey-do kinda guy, I was inspired to try to create my own memes! I worked REALLY hard on them but for some reason nobody liked them – lots of downvotes. For the life of me I can’t understand why these didn’t work – they’re gold! Pure gold!

MY FIRST ATTEMPT: 1

It’s historic, it’s smart, and it ties into the Lincoln movie!  It has everything you’d want in a meme, yes? But I thought maybe something more lighthearted would go over better….

TRYIN’ TO BE HIP: 2

It’s a freaking classic! Maybe I should’ve gone with my gut and used “Oh You Kid!” like I really wanted. Oh well, back to the drawing board…..

GETTING CURRENT: 3

This should’ve been the one! “Don’t Taze Me Bro” was hi-larious! So what if I had a little trouble using the meme generator on this one?  But ok – let’s recalibrate here. What if a smooth catchphrase isn’t the best way to go? What if people want to know what’s what? I could be reaching……by teaching!

EDUCATIN’ THE MASSES:

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It’s TRUE! It was a great movie! When that fat kid got stuck in the chocolate waterfall tube? I snorted so hard Coke Zero blew out my nose. And that hurts, believe me! Just ignore the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp abomination. That film can suck an oompa-loompa if you get my drift, and I know you do!

LET’S JUST GET EDGY:

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It’s true, I did email them. The good people at Quickmeme should be expecting a phone call from the Aflac legal counsel within the next few days. That’ll teach them to downvote me! However, I was undeterred, and continued to churn out meme fail after meme fail until, finally…………

SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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