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Top Ten Rejected Star Trek TOS Episodes (Strange New Classic Repost)

30 Mar

March 30, 2023

The big news is that Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (AKA The Best Trek since Enterprise) will premiere in just a few short months. This is coming on the heels of an excellent Picard season three, following the utterly boring seasons one and two. This follows the dreadful Discovery, and something called Lower Decks which is allegedly funny but is not.

But before we get expectations too high, let’s look back on this classic repost, which I freely admit is only here because I had no time to run anything new this month.

From December 29, 2014

These episodes were rejected for being too silly or farfetched for the original series.

1- The Enterprise is taken over by hippies- no wait, that happened.

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2- Spock’s brain is stolen and- sorry, that was an episode.

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3- A woman takes over Kirk’s body and he acts feminine and – oops, they did that one.

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4- The Enterprise is taken over by children who worship an alien played by a fat divorce attorney. My bad, that aired too.

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5- The crew meets space-Abraham Lincoln and sheesh, that was an episode too? And it also had space-Genghis Khan?

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6- Kirk meets a man named Mudd who’s henpecked by a robot duplicate of his ex-wife… no, no that was done.

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7- Nazi Planet. Seriously? They did a Nazi Planet?

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8- Alien flowers turn Spock into a romantic poet. No way, really?

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9- The ship is taken over by immobile breeding cotton balls, while everyone in the crew knows about a new form of wheat except Kirk. Hard to believe, but that’s a story.

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10- McCoy sees a giant rabbit, Sulu fights a samurai, Don Juan woos a crewman, and Kirk beats up a bully in some sort of bizarre amusement park.  Wait, that’s not an episode of Scooby Doo? They did that on Star Trek? I give up.

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A Trek of Many Colors

26 Jun

June 26, 2021

We all know Star Trek. Captain Kirk, Dr. Spock, Ship Surgeon “Mac” Coy, engineer Scotty Pippin, Fozzie Bear, Jabba the Hutt, Buzz Aldrin. All your favorites!

You think I don’t know Star Trek? As sure as James B. Kirk beat Ming the Merciless at the Battle of Midway, I know Star Trek better than these guys:

Yellow? Those are the classic Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan red uniforms. Mad Magazine, did you let Roger Kaputnik color this cover?

Blue? Now the red uniforms are blue? That’s a mistake I’d expect from Cracked, not a magazine of such journalistic integrity as Mad.

Did I say blue? Sorry Cracked. (And by the way, Kirk and Spock are about to die.)

And lastly, those red uniforms are blue again. Seriously, did Flash Gordon get his zap gun mixed up in the space ship Enterprise’s khyber crystals again? I sure hope somebody got fired for that one!

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