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Imponderable #130: An Unlucky Penis In Thailand

31 May

May 31, 2016

This is Imponderable because, as a man, I simply refuse to think about this.

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GAH! HOLY CRAP! A freakin’ PYTHON in the freakin’ TOILET! THIS IS OUR COLLECTIVE NIGHTMARE, GENTLEMEN. 

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Whose blood is that? The snake’s or the dude’s?????????? Oh, I am going to be sick.

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Thank goodness the snake is OK. Yeah, I was really worried.

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“Many times”? “MANY TIMES”? I am not- repeat NOT- going to Thailand. It’ll be awhile before I take a dump right here in NYC!

How does a guy survive a python devouring his schwantz? 
The question is painfully Imponderable.

 

And yeah guys, I can already hear your complaints of “a snake on his penis? Jeez, and I cant even get my girlfriend to…” I feel ya.

 

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Picture Postcard: Baseball Season

24 May

May 24, 2016

I passed this planter as I walked down Ocean Parkway here in Brooklyn, towards Coney Island yesterday. It’s in front of a very large building that has nothing to do with baseball.

planter

This is Brooklyn, however, and Brooklyn has a very well-documented baseball heritage. Click here to read about my own family connection to Sandy Koufax.

However, this particular planter has some history itself. It was a member of the 1986 World Champion New York Mets!

Just kidding

Just kidding

I’m not sure where that planter came from, but I  do have a sneaking suspicion.

MrMet

 

 

 

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