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Halloween 2025, Episode 2: TGI Vampire

14 Oct

October 14, 2025

Last week, Mr. Blog presented the terrifying It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Spook-A-Rama!
OK, it was just Dennis in a Luigi costume. We get it, not scary at all. (Unless, like me, you had an encounter with a hairy plumber in green overalls fiddling with his pipe. Hey, it was college, who didn’t experiment a little?)

But I digress.

I promised you, my Dear Readers, those of you who are actually willing to wait six months between posts, I mean seriously, six months? Ok, I get it, no matter how good Columbo the Retirement Years was, and it really was good, let’s face it, nothing on this blog is worth waiting six months for.

No, no, do not go back and reread that. I lost the point right from the jump. I do that sometimes. Low IQ and all that. Anyway, what I meant to type was:

I promised you, my Dear Readers, a vampire, and I have delivered the most evil, the most menacing, the most accident-prone of all!

Mr. Blog’s Tepid Ride presents! The vile Count Urkel!

Do not say I did not warn you. Which I did not. Just don’t say it.

“Did I bite that?”

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Is It Possible?

7 Nov

November 7, 2020

I’ve been spending a great amount of time lately, scouring old books and dusty tomes. I’ve been in search of the wisdom and knowledge of the ancients. But all I find leads to more questions, more areas to study.

And finally, in an old bookstore, whose shelves have not been seen in years, I found one book that opened my eyes. It has given me more to ponder, more to wonder. These simple words have kept me up at night, sleepless, worried. This simple page, written by an unknown philosopher, opened my mind and now I must know!

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