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STARTING THIS WEEK: THE 5 MEMES OF CHRISTMAS

25 Nov

November 25, 2020

It’s nearly Thanksgiving, and you know what that means- IT’S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS!

Yes, the most fantabulous time of the year! Get out your kapdabblers and smendlers!

Look at them all, through the darkness I’m bringing.

They’re not sad at all. They’re actually singing!

They sing without juicers. They sing without blenders.

They sing without flungers, kapdabblers and smendlers!

– Mr. Burns. What, you thought that was Seuss? Simpsons, when it was funny.

So what the Holy Holiday Ham is The 5 Memes of Christmas? Well I’m not telling you.

Who am I kidding OF COURSE I’ll tell you! It’s Christmas! Every Friday starting this Friday I’ll bring you a Classic TV Great Moment in Santa History, and it all leads up to the unveiling of the ALL NEW 2020 FONZIE CHRISTMAS MEME! You know you loved the last three, you’ll go GA-GA-GAZOOKS for this year’s Fonzerelli Fumetti! (Copywrite me just now. Don’t steal that.) Here’s a sample:

And that’s only a preview so know it’s the least funny one! It only gets better from here folks! IT HAS TO! Be here this Friday or else you will not be here this Friday!

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Is It Possible?

7 Nov

November 7, 2020

I’ve been spending a great amount of time lately, scouring old books and dusty tomes. I’ve been in search of the wisdom and knowledge of the ancients. But all I find leads to more questions, more areas to study.

And finally, in an old bookstore, whose shelves have not been seen in years, I found one book that opened my eyes. It has given me more to ponder, more to wonder. These simple words have kept me up at night, sleepless, worried. This simple page, written by an unknown philosopher, opened my mind and now I must know!

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