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It’s Jake, From State Farm: Secret Agent

19 Jul

July 20, 2020

Everyone knows the It’s Jake from State Farm commercial. Guy is buying car insurance late at night and his wife thinks he’s  having phone sex. 

“What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?”

“Uh, khakis.”

Well, there’s a new Jake in town. They even reshot the commercial to insert the new Jake.

Actors get replaced all the time. No big deal. But this is a little different. The actor is clearly not the same guy. Now that can be ignored, James Bond gets a new actor all the time. But this is different. When he’s asked what he’s wearing, Jake leans out to the guy in the next desk and asks if that has ever happened to him. The guy leans back and says “all the time.”

It’s the original Jake from State Farm! He’s sitting in the seat formerly occupied by a different agent in the original commercial. 

They can’t both be named Jake. Obviously, “Jake” is merely a code name. State Farm is a front for some sort of government intelligence gathering agency. It’s obvious. “State,” as in The State, government. “Farm” is an acronym. F.A.R.M.

Agent Jake, from State F.A.R.M. 

 

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Top Ten Horror Movies You Can Make At Home During Lockdown

12 Jul

July 12, 2020

Bored at home? Kids have nothing to do? Here are some horror movies you can make right now from your home while you can’t go out.

10- The Black Mold… In Your Basement!

9- Curse of The Invisible Toilet Paper

8-The Masked Ones

7- The Poisoned Air

6- Non-Essential Horror!

5- No Shows Left to Binge!

4- No Work and No Play Makes Jack Bored… To Death!

3- Governor Cuomo’s Real Life Nursing Home Massacre

2- Don;’t Go Out of The House

1- The Frozen Thing in The Back of Your Freezer